Score: 6

"Hmm ..."

submission: Zombie Arena

date: May 30, 2008

This isn't all that bad. It keeps me interested, and hooked (to some extent at least) until you run out of ammo for the shotgun. Then the game becomes boring. It's too hard to get rid out them without it. At the core it's an enjoyable game, but tone down the speed of the zombies, and make regular ammo drops and you have a good game, providing you update the graphics.

At the core it's a solid engine, but it doesn't handle very well.

Score: 5

"Hmm ..."

submission: Break Out (Game)

date: May 29, 2008

... the enemies with the ranged weapons had flawless aim. Their bullets were undodgeable and their range and reaction time were superior to that of a humans. It had an unengaging plot, cheesy bosses and it was easy and hard at the same time. The enemies were too fast I found; also, I found it annoying when I entered a new room and found myself getting two bullets loaded into my face as soon (literally) as I walked through the door.

If you tried to take on melee with melee, you are going to end up with a large chunk of your health taken off you. If you fight melee with ranged, you're going to end up being chased around the room (usually into the range of a pistol user) and if you take on ranged with ranged, you're going to end up with even more health stolen from you.

Fix those problems.

*A tip for people having the same difficulty as me.]
Edge your way, one step at a time in the direction you are going. Stop when you see an enemy. Then unload some bullets into them. See how they like it.

Score: 4

"Hmmm ..."

submission: Monotonous

date: May 29, 2008

... its a good idea, but frankly, I couldn't be bothered with all that stuff. Monotony was never something that caught on. There was very little variation each time, and it wasn't exactly smooth. Clunky is a better word.
The graphics weren't so bad, but the game seems kinda half assed, like you wanted to make something fun and imaginative, but you weren't bothered so you made something really boring.

I hated the audio especially.

Score: 0

"Whoa."

submission: ANTI-CARS Episode 1

date: May 29, 2008

That's three flashes today I've came across that don't do shit. One of which I was able to blow the whistle on. Score.

Well, unless I was mistaken, it didn't do anything. Pretty boring, as everytime I clicked the play button it merely shrugged it off and remained at the title screen. Well, frankly I didn't want to wait around for it to do something, so I decided to leave it at that.

Score: 2

"DO NOT LIKE"

submission: Logan Hodge Sounboard

date: May 28, 2008

A lot of the sounds are cut short, and most of it is someone shouting n****r at people. It's staticy, and I doubt many people know who Logan Hodge is. I don't, but then I'm not American, so I probably wouldn't get it anyways.

Score: 10

"Ha."

submission: Weebl and Bob : Frank

date: May 28, 2008

I thought this was going to be one of those egg adverts. I remember you doing Anchor Spreadable adverts as well. This one was funny, mainly because of the bit at the end.

'Now I can nearly afford my mortgage'

I hope you know, that, now you will NOT be able to afford your mortgage, because that one line caused kidney failure and chronic bronchitis.

Weebl and Bob has a weird way of luring you in and making you stick your eyes to the screen, and not take them off again. I don't know how you do it, but you do it very well. Maybe it's because trying to figure out what Weebl (and sometimes his friend Bob) is saying keeps your mind distracted and unable to close the window.

10/10
This review was inspired by AfroUnderscoreStud

Score: 10

"Whoa"

submission: Nya Nya Nya

date: May 27, 2008

thats demented, in a way that the others are not. The French Erotic Film is the best Animutations series you, not, most of the interwebs has ever created. Perhaps that means I should replace that capital with a small lowercase letter instead?

Score: 9

"Sweet."

submission: Captain Lou

date: May 27, 2008

This is a good one. It kept me interested, and entertained me for a short while. It's style is in the fact it has none.

Score: 10

"Sweet"

submission: Jesus H. Christ

date: May 27, 2008

That thing is the best animutation I've came across in awhile. It was one of the weird Japanese pokemon ending themes I'm guessing? It was one of the only slow beat (I prefer things like Jamez Bond) animutations I've been able to withstand. But I didn't need to, cuz it was awesome.

Score: 8

"I prefer animutations ..."

submission: Do the Mario!

date: May 27, 2008

... to be more random. Sure, you had mario doing weird shit, but it was just Mario. No weird naked anime chick .gif file, no big Japanese robot, notr even the rouge bludgerigar (a Parakeet that has went insane, one of which I have) Golgohorathamuerasluffentaurtunaisnad angahs.
But, the things Mario wwas doing WERE incredibly random, but I prefer my stuff more varied. Would YOU like to eat potatoes for the rest of your life, even if they were all decorated differently?