Score: 0

"Didn't load."

submission: Asteroids: Revisited

date: June 24, 2008

Didn't load properly. Is this just me?

Score: 10

"Heh ..."

submission: Jive Machine

date: June 19, 2008

... you need more songs though.

Something jigglier.

Score: 10

"llolollololololollo"

submission: Sprite A Gay: 1

date: June 18, 2008

Once again, another masterpiece. Keep up this marvellous flurry of excellent flashes up, and we will have you to give you the Nobel Prize for destroying Noel Edmonds.

Score: 6

"Hmm ..."

submission: Zombie Arena

date: May 30, 2008

This isn't all that bad. It keeps me interested, and hooked (to some extent at least) until you run out of ammo for the shotgun. Then the game becomes boring. It's too hard to get rid out them without it. At the core it's an enjoyable game, but tone down the speed of the zombies, and make regular ammo drops and you have a good game, providing you update the graphics.

At the core it's a solid engine, but it doesn't handle very well.

Score: 5

"Hmm ..."

submission: Break Out (Game)

date: May 29, 2008

... the enemies with the ranged weapons had flawless aim. Their bullets were undodgeable and their range and reaction time were superior to that of a humans. It had an unengaging plot, cheesy bosses and it was easy and hard at the same time. The enemies were too fast I found; also, I found it annoying when I entered a new room and found myself getting two bullets loaded into my face as soon (literally) as I walked through the door.

If you tried to take on melee with melee, you are going to end up with a large chunk of your health taken off you. If you fight melee with ranged, you're going to end up being chased around the room (usually into the range of a pistol user) and if you take on ranged with ranged, you're going to end up with even more health stolen from you.

Fix those problems.

*A tip for people having the same difficulty as me.]
Edge your way, one step at a time in the direction you are going. Stop when you see an enemy. Then unload some bullets into them. See how they like it.

Score: 4

"Hmmm ..."

submission: Monotonous

date: May 29, 2008

... its a good idea, but frankly, I couldn't be bothered with all that stuff. Monotony was never something that caught on. There was very little variation each time, and it wasn't exactly smooth. Clunky is a better word.
The graphics weren't so bad, but the game seems kinda half assed, like you wanted to make something fun and imaginative, but you weren't bothered so you made something really boring.

I hated the audio especially.

Score: 6

"Betty is black."

submission: GreenDragon Kills Betty

date: May 12, 2008

Well, I think he is. Well, It reminded me of Madness, nearly everything was taken from it as a source. It wasn't very long (too short for a short) and it had a grenade in it. I'd say that deserves about a 6. Coincidentially, how long did you spend on this? A few days?

Score: 0

"You fail"

submission: J's Anime Tut

date: May 10, 2008

the kitty krew

Score: 10

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

submission: [KK] A Wade Fulp Moment

date: May 10, 2008

Was that supposed to sound like crying? Well, it seems to have a weird effect. It makes my diaphragm move up and down, creating a laughing sound. Oh, and I'm one of those people who vote 0 on everything.

Score: 10

"Hahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

submission: Castle Crashers BTG

date: May 10, 2008

I thought it was funny. I got a cheap laugh, and thats worth twenty stars. Sadly, I can only give you ten.